This is the only false statement ever made.

contents posted to talk.bizarre between 1992 and 2000 and to the Scrytch email list from 2000 to the present

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Travel

• "Europe Sucked" (Italy and Austria, November 2001)

Short works

• One-Hundred Word Stories
• Compare and Contrast
• Valuable Lessons
• Fun with Formatting
• Stories to Dread Reading
• Travelogues
• Interleavings
• Memorial Haiku

Topics

• Art
• Control
• Death
• Desire
• Drugs
• Education
• Failure
• Fear
• Irony
• Justice
• Loneliness
• Loss
• Money
• Paranoia
• Pleasure
• Religion
• Science
• Sex
• War

Prose and Poetry

• Bedtime Stories
• Ode to The Life (doggerel about being a killer for the mob)
• Ho Ho Ho: A tale of Yuletide battle
• Bubba the Dipshit Dog (aka "Penn and Teller showed me this from the future")

All content is copyright 1992-2002 by Dan Curtis Johnson
Do not redistribute or reproduce without permission of the author