Berkeley Santa Cruz -------- ---------- More places to eat food. More places to drink coffee. Parking downtown is a major Parking downtown is not too challenge and all of it difficult and is free for the costs money. holiday season. UC campus is right next to UC campus is way the hell up on a Telegraph Street. hill, away from Pacific Garden Mall. Minimal damage in the quake of Most of downtown destroyed by the '89. Many locals think the Bay quake of '89. Locals know DAMN WELL was the epicenter. where the epicenter was. Most routes in and out are Most routes in and out are narrow, broad, swift freeways. twisty mountain roads. Gilman St. Hall rocks. The Catalyst sucks. The two people at the next The two people at the next table are talking about the table are talking about the last time they were abducted last time they had their by aliens. chakras polished. San Francisco conveniently near. San Francisco conveniently far away.
Stadium Cinema Airliner ------- ------ -------- Seats 75,000 Seats 500. Seats 250. Immobile. Immobile. Flies very fast. Throw trash on ground. Throw trash on ground. Hide trash in magazines. Yell and scream. Infrequent noise. Usually very quiet. Death by stampede. Death by fire. Death by crash. Peanut vendors. Ushers. Stewardesses. Outrageous snack prices. Outrageous snack prices. Outrageous snack prices. Announcer. Will Rogers Institute. Captain. "Steal second!" "Down in front!" "Double bourbon, please."
Crack Cocaine Magic: The Gathering ------------- -------------------- Lasts a few minutes. Potentially lasts for hours. Cheaper than booze. Cheaper than Games Workshop games. Have to buy again for next high. Cards are re-useable. Light it on fire. Preserve it in plastic. Cut with baking soda. Add some more artifacts. Devouring our nations's children. Devouring our nation's children. Easy to find. Very hard to find.
(This last one was written in early 1994, when Magic: The Gathering was, in fact, harder to get ahold of than just about any drug you could name.)
I want a cat that thinks it's a dog. I want a fuzzy cat, but not long-haired, in a sort of relaxing light orange color. I want a cat built like my friend Jeff's cat, Sunshine, except one that doesn't drool so much, and with the personality of a big happy dog. I want a cat that is not attitude. I want a cat that wants to jump around and lick you and is thrilled just to be allowed to sit on your lap. I like the abject lack of pride in dogs, but their size is a problem and I hate their tongues. I want fierce loyalty and shamelessly idiotic bounding happiness in a package I can easily pick up (and oh, the joy it would experience at BEING picked up!) and sit on my lap. Can't do that with your friendly neighborhood Malamute. I want a cat that would love to go for walks, that gets off on sticking its head out the window of a moving car, that demands attention without being pissy about it.
I am a cat person, but I want a cat that thinks it's a dog. Of course, if I had one, I would probably become utterly bored with it after a very short while. Perhaps I am a cat person because cats think they are cats, not dogs.
I want a girl that thinks she's a boy. I want a fuzzy girl, but not long-haired, in a sort of relaxing light orange color. I want a girl built like my friend Jeff's girl, Sunshine, except one that doesn't drool so much, and with the personality of a big happy boy. I want a girl that is not attitude. I want a girl that wants to jump around and lick you and is thrilled just to be allowed to sit on your lap. I like the abject lack of pride in boys, but their size is a problem and I hate their tongues. I want fierce loyalty and shamelessly idiotic bounding happiness in a package I can easily pick up (and oh, the joy she would experience at BEING picked up!) and sit on my lap. Can't do that with your friendly neighborhood football player. I want a girl that would love to go for walks, that gets off on sticking her head out the window of a moving car, that demands attention without being pissy about it.
I am a girl person, but I want a girl that thinks she's a boy. Of course, if I had one, I would probably become utterly bored with her after a very short while. Perhaps I'm a girl person because girls think they are girls, not boys.
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DoMe68IOU1 <**********@aol.com> wrote: >I really wanted to know if folks *here* in talk.bizarre would be offended.
That depends. How weird is the sex you want to talk about?
Offensive Not Offensive
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Nurse has sex with patient. Nurse fucks patient's heart surgery
wound with a glass dildo.
Farmgirl gives oral sex to horse. The horse is the narrator, and he
writes like a travel-book author.
I share my wife with other men. My wife is a parallel processing
computer distributed across North
America and I like watching other men
log into her.
Cheerleader becomes nerd's sex slave. Cheerleader becomes nerd's primary
source of new tissue experimentation.
I secretly watch women undressing. ...from orbit.
Hope this helps.