INFORMATION 
GARBAGE 
BARGE
About the Barge
Woohoo! This page is TEN YEARS OLD!! This is my personally annotated list of files and linkables.
I started this from a huge pile of bookmarks and email referrals.
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Last updated August 7, 2005.
Text files
I believe every personal web site should carry original content.
So outside of my homepage, here are some text files which I have
either penned or collected over the years.
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Howie's list of Howieisms
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THE ORIGINAL Howard and Char's List of Silly Inventions
(Last Updated August 1994) - I created and posted this on the Internet
newsgroup rec.humor back when it was called Usenet, and before the World
Wide Web was even invented.
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I took an email of the You might be an engineer
list. and added a bunch of my own (back in April 1996)
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Do you have a serious web addiction?
This
was also a list that I've added a bunch of entries.
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Mike's "Want to make Big Money?" a spoof of
make.money.fast. A classic text file that you should send to all your friends
that give you strange spammy money offers.
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Howard's Bouquet of ASCII Roses and Flowers collected
a while ago. (54k) This is how you sent roses over the Internet before
the web postcards. Isn't it cute?
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Dan Quayle's famous quotes! No original content
here, but hey, if Dan Quayle can become vice-president, there's hope for
us clueless people.
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Transcript to the best Beavis and Butthead episode ever
The
Great Cornholio
Here are some of my old favorite jokes forwarded from friends.
The Jesus files
DOES GOD REALLY EXIST??
Church web pages
Christian linkables
Pictures
Fun pictures
Pictures overseas (1997)
Personal Web Pages
Family with pages
Friends with pages
Are you for real?
Online Forums
Muds are a combination of online chat networks and text adventure games.
Of all these I mainly play Alatia as an Archwizard (admin/creator/coder
dude), although this forum is rather old.
Howard's Media and Local Public links
These are the pages that you might be seeing on ads and general media.
Many are official sites.
Bicycling and Transportation
Dance Sport
Here are some places in the SF Bay Area to learn how to ballroom dance.
Cartoons and Anime
Movies
Television and Radio
Mostly
pooter links
For those who find their enjoyment from looking at pooter screens.
Here are some junky old bug fixes that I found through the web. The main reason
I'm including them here is that they took hours for me to look up and I
don't want you wasting that same time on it.
My web linkables
Rasslin'
Now what's sillier than a bunch of grown men insulting and tackling each
other in their underwear? It's the soap opera for guys, the rage of the
late nineties, a combination of live theater and live action. And now for
the linkables.
Some web masters actually make official pages for wrestlers.
And on occasion the wrestlers themselves will write columns:
Thanks
Thanks to UC Berkeley and the EECS Dept. for providing homepage access
when I first started doing the homepage thing.
Thanks to Luba and
The
Armory for housing my page.
Is there more?
So how about it for those annoying Under Construction Signs?
Nothing is really under construction here, but links will be added here
and then. The page was counted 
different times.
© 1995-2005 Howard Hsieh
howard_hsieh at credence.com ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. The views and opinions expressed here are that of
the author only, and do not reflect any of the views or opinions of
the companies or organizations associated here. Thank you and have a nice day.
And remember, Klingons do not procrastinate....it was a tactical delay.
