Howard's Information Garbage Barge presents:
Mr. Humphries
Howard's Information Garbage Barge presents:
Mr. Humphries
The following questionaire was given to my masters to fill out; I hope
they got it right!
1. What time is it: dark
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Mr. Humphries
3. Nicknames: Kitty
4. Parent's names: Mom and Dad
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: Six
6. Date that you regularly blow them out: April
7. Pets: I have a pet dog
8. Height: 9 inches
9. Eye color: green
10. Hair Color: white and silver streaks
11. Piercing: none
12. Tattoos: none
13. How much do you love your job (1 to 10): 9
14. Birthplace: Virginia
16. Current Residence: Silicon Valley
17. Been in love before: dunno
18. Been to Europe or other parts of world: just the US
19. Been toilet papering? yes
20. Been toilet papered? no
21. Loved somebody so much it made you cry: absolutely
22. Been in a car crash: no
23. Croutons or Bacon Bits: bacon bits
24. 2 doors or 4 (on a car): I like the floor under the driver
seat
26. Blanket or Stuffed Animal: I like pawing the walls
27. Dumper or Dumpee: Dumper
28. Salad Dressing: dunno
29. Color of socks: white
30. Lucky Number: 2
31. Books: Garfield, The Cat in the Hat
32. Movies: Cats and Dogs, Stuart Little, Aristocats
33. Quote from a movie: "Cats Rule, Dogs Drool"
34. Men only - Boxers or Briefs: don't need 'em
35. Favorite Foods: my formula mix, Angus' food. mom's glass
of milk
36. Day of the Week: they're all the same to me
37. Song Playing at the moment:
38. Favorite TV show: Sagwa, HGTV, The Planet's Funniest Animals
39. Toothpaste: I guess I should have used some 8P
41. Flower: Roses, Gardenias
42. Least Favorite Thing: having to stay indoors
43. Favorite Sport to Watch: Soccer or Tennis
44. Fast Food Restaurant: McDonalds
45. When was your last hospital visit: christmas
47. What color is your bedroom's carpet: white with randomly
distributed yellow spot, not my fault though
49. What do you think of playing card or board games? I just
watch from the couch
50. Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs: perching on the couch
52. Have you ever been convicted of a crime: yes, getting lost outside
53. Which single store would you choose to max your credit card: Hello
Kitty (Sanrio)
54. What do you do most often when you have time: sleep
55. What words or phrases do you overuse: soft meow
56. Friend who lives farthest away: grandma
57. Most annoying things: sticking my tongue out 8P, chewing plastic
58. Best things: eating, sleeping, and being with mom and dad
59. Bedtime: anytime
63. What is love? Sleeping, mommy and daddy
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