From the invite:

"On The Use Of Fictionalized Pragma To Induce Levity" Anne Church, David Van Brink -- Aleph Zwei Research Committee ABSTRACT A party is to be held. Times and dates are postulated, with intent for later, reader verification. A conceptual framework is developed which is expected to guide and promote a sense of "fun" or "confusion". Various ersatz scientific themes are utilized in place of their authentic counterparts; this is justified in terms of time saved (with respect to actual research or correlation of data) and a greater compatibility with alternative research methods (i.e. loud music, and mixed "intoxicating" beverages).