The 
Homeschooling Page
Welcome to the pink fuzzy homeschooling page -- the homeschooling page for the experienced and worldly-wise homeschooler! While other homeschooling pages content themselves with merely being all things to all people, only the pink fuzzy homeschooling page dares to really destroy its readers' eyesight in the name of cutting-edge educational value. Even though this page is very new, as you can see it has already won a very prestigious award, with others certainly soon to follow.
Here are just a few of the exciting topics available on the pink fuzzy homeschooling page!
- Link to Bonnie Bedford's new science page about the life cycle of the Birkenstock (mating-dance scenes may not be appropriate for children or Canadians).
- Download 600GB .avi files of homeschooler's birthday parties!
- Automatic flame generators
- "Adventures of Sarah Lawrence" graphic novel!
- Midwest homeschoolers' fashion show
- Biblical discipline page for people with misbehaving Bibles
- Hypertext multimedia dictionary of Brian Casiello's middle names
- Organizer's manual for planning "meet Jones" parties
- Unit studies on how to SHOUT!!!!!! and use EXCLAMATION marks !!!!! and forge mail and use Photoshop to create incriminating photographs
- Live, totally-uncensored 24-hour camera hookup for viewing the interiors of Terry Mills' cupboards
- AOL users: are they naturally good or born sinful? Includes samples of mail from actual AOL users!
- Special Bonus: Not nothing, not nohow, about Mel (Barf-O-Rama) Gibson!
We at the pink fuzzy homeschooling page give special thanks to Sandy Keane
Special late-breaking bulletin!!! We have just been informed that the creator of this page has been nominated for sainthood by Bonnie Bedford. Seeing as she's been a pope for well over ten years now she should be a shoo-in for the job, but we still hope that you will support this important campaign by sending email to cardinal-kephart@vatican.rag containing the statement "I vote YES on sainthood for Tané Tachyon."