Invite to the Armory Fifth Februrary Birthday Party


From zap
From: Ford Prefect <zap@armory.com>

	Greetings Gate, let's oscillate!

	Let me slip you some dope on the inside, clyde.  We got a 
roof cracking, wall shaking shin dig for you to dig, dig?  All reet!  The poop:

	It's time for the Freburary Armory birthdays from many lands party.
	Do you know when?  Freb the 27 1923 8pm
	Do you know who?  That's you, stu!
	Do you know why?  Cos the earth has orbited the sun in the sky!

	But here's the hustle:  You gotta look sharp.  REEAL sharp.  
Sharkskin soles, panama hats... violin cases, capice?  This here is
a speakeasy, tho, check your gat at the door.  Grub is accepted
and will improve your rep.  But those coffin nails, well folks, we're
sorry but we got no use for 'em, except maybe your coffin if'n ya
insist on smokin' em.  Oh, and one more thing, prohibition being on 
and all... bring your own shine, ok Stein?  Coo.

	Direct your attention to the directions to the hideout:

 


     From Campus: Go down Bay to the first stoplight and turn right onto Nobel
Dr., which is actually the only way you can turn onto Nobel since if you turn
left you will be on Iowa Dr.  Continue on Nobel until you come to McMillan Dr.
and turn left onto it.  (If you turn right you will be in someone's living room
and The Armory will not be held liable.)  The Armory is on the right in the
middle of the first block, #305.  It is a two-story house, off-white with brown
trim, and an Automatic Yard Light(tm) with a bulb in it that I would change to
some interesting color to help the especially bwain-damaged find the place,
except that the color would be rather hard to see since the lamp hasn't worked
for half a year and we're too lazy to call the electrician to fix it, let
alone fix it ourselves.  Humorously annotatted map follows.

   <--Yakuza                                               | ^-- Campus
       Turf                       Meder St.                |     
     ------------------------------------------------------|   Scarface's-->    
                    /                                      |     turf    
                   /                                       | Bay St.
Medelin           / Nobel Dr.                              |
 cartel          /                                         |
   |            /                                          |
   v           /      That                      Nobel Dr.  |    Iowa Dr.
              /       Other_____              -------------+----------------
             |        Place    |             /  various    | STOPLIGHT
             |                 V            /   other      |
              \  Nobel Dr.    *I*          /    places     |
               ---------------------------/     of no      |
                   | M         | S       |      consequence|
 The Armory ->  *A*| c         | e       |                 |
 305 McMillan Dr.  | M         | t       |                 |
                   | i         | o       | Alta            | Bay St.
      Donna Ct.    | l         | n       | Vista           |
     --------------| l         |         |                 | here there be
                   | a         |         |                 |    Tigers
                   | n      *H*|         |                 |
                   |         ^ Yet Another Place
                                (defunct)
              /       Other_____              -------------+----------------
             |        Place    |             /  various    | STOPLIGHT
             |                 V            /   other      |
              \  Nobel Dr.   R*I*P         /    places     |
               ---------------------------/     of no      |
                   | M         | S       |      consequence|
 The Armory ->  *A*| c         | e       |                 |
 305 McMillan Dr.  | M         | t       |                 |
                   | i         | o       | Alta            | Bay St.
      Donna Ct.    | l         | n       | Vista           |
     --------------| l         |         |                 |
                   | a         |         |                 |
                   | n      *H*|         |                 |
                   |         ^ Yet Another Place		Monterey |
  Narnia	   		  (defunct)				 v
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