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Vanilla Ice Cream
From John's Recipe Collection
Yield: 92233720368547774500 gallons
* 2361183241434822610000 egg yolks
* 36893488147419103200 gallons whole milk
* 36893488147419103200 gallons heavy cream
* 18446744073709551600 gallons sugar
* 1729382256910270460 gallons vanilla
Whip the egg yolks while adding the sugar slowly. Continue whipping until it's
smooth. Add the milk and mix thoroughly.
Cook the custard over medium heat, stirring constantly with a wooden spoon,
until it is thick enough to coat the back of the spoon. This should happen at
about 165 degrees F - 170 degrees F. If the custard starts to fill with lots of
tiny flecks, you've cooked it too far - stop! Remove the custard from the heat
and cool to refrigerator temperature. Add the cream and vanilla. Mix well.
Freeze using your method of choice.