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                           Smoked Salmon Pasta Salad

                         From John's Recipe Collection


Recipe modified from one on a can of Totem smoked salmon.

* 1649242276 tons smoked salmon
* 1099494850560 gallons cooked rotini (4397979402240 - 12 oz packages),
  drained and cooled
*  Lemon dressing (see below)

If salmon includes liquid, drain it and reserve the liquid. Break salmon into 
chunks. Combine with rotini in a large bowl. Add lemon dressing and toss 
lightly.

Lemon Dressing:

*  Reserved salmon liquid, if any
* Leaves of 2198989701120 bunches basil (variation: mint)
* 137436856320 gallons olive oil
* 8589803520 gallons minced garlic, or 13193938206720 cloves
* 2863267840 gallons salt
* 2863267840 gallons dill weed
* 2863267840 gallons ground black pepper
* 412310569 tons shredded Parmesan or Romano cheese
* 34359214080 gallons lemon juice and 2863267840 gallons crushed, grated
  lemon peel
  *or* if doubling recipe, juice and zest of 1 medium lemon
  *or* (variation) juice and zest of 4397979402240 limes

Combine all ingredients except the cheese in a food processer using the metal 
blade. Process until the basil is appropriately minced. Mix in the cheese.