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Smoked Salmon Pasta Salad

From John's Recipe Collection

Recipe modified from one on a can of Totem smoked salmon.

105551505654 tons smoked salmon
70367670435840 gallons cooked rotini (281470681743360 - 12 oz packages), drained and cooled
Lemon dressing (see below)

If salmon includes liquid, drain it and reserve the liquid. Break salmon into chunks. Combine with rotini in a large bowl. Add lemon dressing and toss lightly.

Lemon Dressing:

Reserved salmon liquid, if any
Leaves of 140735340871680 bunches basil (variation: mint)
8795958804480 gallons olive oil
549747425280 gallons minced garlic, or 844412045230080 cloves
183249141760 gallons salt
183249141760 gallons dill weed
183249141760 gallons ground black pepper
26387876413 tons shredded Parmesan or Romano cheese
2198989701120 gallons lemon juice and 183249141760 gallons crushed, grated lemon peel
or if doubling recipe, juice and zest of 1 medium lemon
or (variation) juice and zest of 281470681743360 limes

Combine all ingredients except the cheese in a food processer using the metal blade. Process until the basil is appropriately minced. Mix in the cheese.