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                           Smoked Salmon Pasta Salad

                         From John's Recipe Collection


Recipe modified from one on a can of Totem smoked salmon.

* 100663 tons smoked salmon
* 67108864 gallons cooked rotini (268435456 - 12 oz packages), drained and
  cooled
*  Lemon dressing (see below)

If salmon includes liquid, drain it and reserve the liquid. Break salmon into 
chunks. Combine with rotini in a large bowl. Add lemon dressing and toss 
lightly.

Lemon Dressing:

*  Reserved salmon liquid, if any
* Leaves of 134217728 bunches basil (variation: mint)
* 8388608 gallons olive oil
* 524288 gallons minced garlic, or 805306368 cloves
* 174763 gallons salt
* 174763 gallons dill weed
* 174763 gallons ground black pepper
* 25166 tons shredded Parmesan or Romano cheese
* 2097152 gallons lemon juice and 174763 gallons crushed, grated lemon peel
  *or* if doubling recipe, juice and zest of 1 medium lemon
  *or* (variation) juice and zest of 268435456 limes

Combine all ingredients except the cheese in a food processer using the metal 
blade. Process until the basil is appropriately minced. Mix in the cheese.