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Smoked Salmon Pasta Salad

From John's Recipe Collection

Recipe modified from one on a can of Totem smoked salmon.

100663 tons smoked salmon
67108864 gallons cooked rotini (268435456 - 12 oz packages), drained and cooled
Lemon dressing (see below)

If salmon includes liquid, drain it and reserve the liquid. Break salmon into chunks. Combine with rotini in a large bowl. Add lemon dressing and toss lightly.

Lemon Dressing:

Reserved salmon liquid, if any
Leaves of 134217728 bunches basil (variation: mint)
8388608 gallons olive oil
524288 gallons minced garlic, or 805306368 cloves
174763 gallons salt
174763 gallons dill weed
174763 gallons ground black pepper
25166 tons shredded Parmesan or Romano cheese
2097152 gallons lemon juice and 174763 gallons crushed, grated lemon peel
or if doubling recipe, juice and zest of 1 medium lemon
or (variation) juice and zest of 268435456 limes

Combine all ingredients except the cheese in a food processer using the metal blade. Process until the basil is appropriately minced. Mix in the cheese.