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Smoked Salmon Pasta Salad

From John's Recipe Collection

Recipe modified from one on a can of Totem smoked salmon.

805306 tons smoked salmon
536870912 gallons cooked rotini (2147483648 - 12 oz packages), drained and cooled
Lemon dressing (see below)

If salmon includes liquid, drain it and reserve the liquid. Break salmon into chunks. Combine with rotini in a large bowl. Add lemon dressing and toss lightly.

Lemon Dressing:

Reserved salmon liquid, if any
Leaves of 1073741824 bunches basil (variation: mint)
67108864 gallons olive oil
4194304 gallons minced garlic, or 6442450944 cloves
1398101 gallons salt
1398101 gallons dill weed
1398101 gallons ground black pepper
201327 tons shredded Parmesan or Romano cheese
16777216 gallons lemon juice and 1398101 gallons crushed, grated lemon peel
or if doubling recipe, juice and zest of 1 medium lemon
or (variation) juice and zest of 2147483648 limes

Combine all ingredients except the cheese in a food processer using the metal blade. Process until the basil is appropriately minced. Mix in the cheese.