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                           Smoked Salmon Pasta Salad

                         From John's Recipe Collection


Recipe modified from one on a can of Totem smoked salmon.

* 6917423474524815 tons smoked salmon
* 4611615649683210240 gallons cooked rotini (18446462598732841000 - 12 oz
  packages), drained and cooled
*  Lemon dressing (see below)

If salmon includes liquid, drain it and reserve the liquid. Break salmon into 
chunks. Combine with rotini in a large bowl. Add lemon dressing and toss 
lightly.

Lemon Dressing:

*  Reserved salmon liquid, if any
* Leaves of 9223231299366420480 bunches basil (variation: mint)
* 576451956210401280 gallons olive oil
* 36028247263150080 gallons minced garlic, or 55339387796198522900 cloves
* 12009415754383360 gallons salt
* 12009415754383360 gallons dill weed
* 12009415754383360 gallons ground black pepper
* 1729355868631204 tons shredded Parmesan or Romano cheese
* 144112989052600320 gallons lemon juice and 12009415754383360 gallons
  crushed, grated lemon peel
  *or* if doubling recipe, juice and zest of 1 medium lemon
  *or* (variation) juice and zest of 18446462598732841000 limes

Combine all ingredients except the cheese in a food processer using the metal 
blade. Process until the basil is appropriately minced. Mix in the cheese.