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                           Smoked Salmon Pasta Salad

                         From John's Recipe Collection


Recipe modified from one on a can of Totem smoked salmon.

* 56667533103307284500 tons smoked salmon
* 37778355402204858300000 gallons cooked rotini (151113421608819433000000 -
  12 oz packages), drained and cooled
*  Lemon dressing (see below)

If salmon includes liquid, drain it and reserve the liquid. Break salmon into 
chunks. Combine with rotini in a large bowl. Add lemon dressing and toss 
lightly.

Lemon Dressing:

*  Reserved salmon liquid, if any
* Leaves of 75556710804409716600000 bunches basil (variation: mint)
* 4722294425275607290000 gallons olive oil
* 295143401579725455000 gallons minced garlic, or 453340264826458299000000
  cloves
* 98381133859908485100 gallons salt
* 98381133859908485100 gallons dill weed
* 98381133859908485100 gallons ground black pepper
* 14166883275826821100 tons shredded Parmesan or Romano cheese
* 1180573606318901820000 gallons lemon juice and 98381133859908485100
  gallons crushed, grated lemon peel
  *or* if doubling recipe, juice and zest of 1 medium lemon
  *or* (variation) juice and zest of 151113421608819433000000 limes

Combine all ingredients except the cheese in a food processer using the metal 
blade. Process until the basil is appropriately minced. Mix in the cheese.