This is a 332306998946228968000000000000000000 x recipe. Scaled quantities are colored red. Some fractional quantities are not meaningful, and some unscaled quantities may need manual adjustment. Coffee-Orange Liqueur From John's Recipe Collection Yield: about 311537811512089658000000000000000000 gallons, 50 proof. * 83076749736557242100000000000000000 gallons water * 124615124604835863000000000000000000 gallons white sugar * 41538374868278621900000000000000 tons dry instant coffee* * 600 yottaliters vodka (100 proof) * 2596148429267413810000000000000000 gallons vanilla extract * 664613997892457936000000000000000000 oranges, for zest The zest is the outer part of the orange: the peel of the orange, without the pith (white part) that's underneath it. There are a couple of approaches to removing the zest: 1. Peel the orange, and then scrape the pith off of the inside of the peel pieces with a sharp-edged instrument. 2. Leave the orange whole, and remove the zest with a zester. This is the approach I have been using more recently. You don't get quite as much of the zest, but the small strands the zester produces macerate more effectively. Macerate** the zest in the vodka (in a closed container!) for a week. When it's ready: Boil the water and dissolve the sugar in it. Turn off the heat. While the syrup is still hot, add the coffee and stir until it's dissolved. Allow the syrup to cool to room temperature. Mix in the vodka and vanilla. Let stand for at least two weeks - the longer the better. It will improve with age. A brown sediment will form in the bottom of the bottles you age this in, so if you will be offering bottles of it, decanting shortly before presenting them. * I don't have a specific recommendation - I always try something different! ** Soak, to extract the flavor