| |^- Campus | Meder St. | -+------------------------------------------------------------------| | Northrop / Place | |W --------+-------- | Bay St. |e Segri / Place | |s --------+------- Peach Terrace -> | | |t Seaborg / Place | | |e --------+------ Former Place Nobel Dr. | | Iowa Dr. |r Calvin / Place of Interest ----------------+---------- |n --------+------ | / | STOPLIGHT | | V / | |D \ Nobel Dr. I / | |r ---------------------------/ | |. | | | | | | M | S | | |\E The Armory -> A | c | e | | Bay St. | \c 305 McMillan Dr.| M | t | | | \h | i | o | Alta | | \o Donna Ct. | l | n | Vista / | \ -------------| l | | / | O\S | a | | / | ^ \t | n H | | | | Ominous Place | ^ Another Ex-Place |v- Mission St. |
1a. From Campus: Go down Bay to the first stoplight and turn right onto Nobel Drive, which is actually the only way you can turn onto Nobel since if you turn left you will be on Iowa Drive, and as they say, Ni Ni (Nobel Is Not Iowa).
1b. From Mission: Go up Bay to the stoplight just after the divided part and turn left onto Nobel Drive, which is blah blah blah…
2. Continue along Nobel until you come to McMillan Drive and turn left onto it. (If you turn right you will be in someone's living room and The Armory will do its best to weasel its way out of any responsibility whatsoever.) The Armory is on the right in the middle of the first block, #305. It is a two-story house, technically off-white with brown trim, but is actually of indeterminate color during periods in which the Great Orange Sleeping Pill is below the horizon due to the fact that the yard lamp has been set to blue to help the especially drain-bamaged find the place. We know which side of the butter our friends are toasted on.