Hi! You've come here looking for something about me. Over time, I'll put more pointers to content up here, or you can simply ask =) Yes, the photo on the left is me with my son. He's 3 now and far funnier than I could ever be, trust me - it's true.

"I'm surprised you have parents at all ... I figured for sure you were created in a test tube and then left in the wild to be raised by forest creatures." --Amp about me