It's time for Animaniacs
And we're zany to the max.
So just sit back and relax;
You'll laugh 'til you collapse.
We're Animaniacs!

Come join the Warner Brothers
And the Warner Sister, Dot.
Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot.
They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught.
But we break loose, and then vamoose
And now you know the plot!

We're Animaniacs!
Dot is cute and Yakko yaks
Wakko packs away the snacks
While Bill Clinton plays the sax
We're Animaniacs!

Meet Pinky and The Brain
Who want to rule the universe.
Goodfeathers flock together;
Slappy whacks 'em with her purse.
Buttons chases Mindy
While Rita sings a verse.
The writers flipped; we have no scripts
Why bother to rehearse?

We're Animaniacs!
We have pay-or-play contracts.
We're zany to the max;
There's baloney in our slacks.
We're Animanie,
Totally insaney,
(Here's the show's namey...)
Animaniacs!
Those are the facts.