The invite:
From: John H. DuBois III
To: party
Subject: Revolting-Appearing Foods Potluck & Halloween Party this Friday
On Friday, Oct. 27 starting at 7 PM, The Armory will hold its annual
Revolting-Appearing Foods Potluck & Halloween Party.
The theme of the potluck is foods that are simultaneously appealing to the
palate and repulsive to the eye. The epitome of this pursuit is to create a
dish that, tasty though it is, only the hardiest individuals actually ingest
(and they just to prove they can).
Possibilities: body parts, secretions, excretions, etc. have proven their
worth. Alternative themes include anything puerile, titillating, or otherwise
silly and amusing. PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD! If inspiration just won't come, feel
free to bring any ol' thing that you think will contribute to the party. Or,
just bring yourself; this is a party as well as a potluck.
Costumes are encouraged but not particularly expected.
Some items that have graced previous instantiations of this event,
to inspire you in your own culinary madness:
Assorted egg eyeballs
Three fathoms of sausage intestines
Tongue
Fluorescent jello brain
Tofu vomitus
Punch with ice hands
Guacamole & bean dip in diapers
Rumball turd pile
Date bugs with cream cheese innards
Cookie butts with chocolate dingleberries
Marzipan defecation diorama
Apples with gummi worms
Dirt cake in flowerpot with gummi worms
Yours for an ookier tomorrow,
John
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