The invite:
From: John DuBois
To: party, potluck
Subject: Revolting-Appearing Foods Potluck/Party
On Saturday, Oct. 30, starting at 7:30PM, The Armory will hold its fourth
Revolting-Appearing Foods Potluck/Party. The theme of this event is foods
that are delicious, but difficult to consume (especially by those of timorous
culinary tendencies) due to their presentation, texture, or other non-taste
characteristics. Do your best to test the robustness of the ingesting
individuals - must they close their eyes while eating? If your dish is passed
over even by those who admit it would probably taste good, you know you've hit
the mark.
Possibilities: body parts, secretions, excretions, etc. have proven their
worth. Alternative themes include anything puerile, titillating, or otherwise
silly and amusing. In other words: PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD! If inspiration just
won't come, feel free to bring any ol' thing that you think will contribute to
the party. Or, just bring yourself; this is a party as well as a potluck.
Here are some items brought to previous incarnations of this event,
to help start you thinking along the right lines:
Assorted egg eyeballs
Fifteen feet of sausage intestines
Cow tongue
Fluorescent jello brain
Tofu vomitus
Punch with hands
Guacamole & bean dip in diapers
Rumball turd pile
Date bugs with cream cheese innards
Cookie butts with chocolate dingleberry
Marzipan defecation diorama
Apples with gummi worms
Dirt cake in flowerpot with gummi worms
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