The Disclaimer Page
Ladies and Gentleman. Welcome to the disclaimer, that's right, the disclaimer. This American Apple Pie institution known as parental discretion will cleanse any sense of innuendo and sarcasm from the words of this webpage which might make you think, and will insult your intelligence at the same time. So protect your family. The words on this webpage will contain explecit depictions things which are real. These real things are commonly known as life. So, if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously. If it sounds dangerous, do NOT try this at home or at all, and if it offends you, just don't ENTER!
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Taken from The Offsprings album "Ixnay on the Hombre"