The Disclaimer Page
Ladies and Gentleman. Welcome to the disclaimer, that's right, the disclaimer.
This American Apple Pie institution known as parental discretion will cleanse
any sense of innuendo and sarcasm from the words of this webpage which might
make you think, and will insult your intelligence at the same time. So protect your
family. The words on this webpage will contain explecit depictions things which
are real. These real things are commonly known as life. So, if it sounds
sarcastic, don't take it seriously. If it sounds dangerous, do NOT try this
at home or at all, and if it offends you, just don't ENTER!
Taken from The Offsprings album "Ixnay on the Hombre"