Part of a written conversation between two misspellers. [And my comments.]
I finished puting the kit's together. [The kit was in disrepute?] That must of ben hard. [Ben Hard owns a must?] It would of been, but not for an old hobbiest like me. [Hobbier than what?] Here, here! [Where, where?] Thank's alot. [Thank is Alot? What did he ever do for you?] Your welcome. [What about my welcome?] Its hot. [What about the hot?] Several places our, i.e. Florida. [Aaaiiiee!] And Egypt, Saudia Arabia, ect. [Is that short for the country Eccch Tetera?] I herd Iran is loosing it's war. [Better go catch it, moron.] Whats you're responce? [I am not! Guess my response!] I dont no. [Better than donting yesses?] Well one person want's them to loose, e.g. me. [The EGgs on your face!] Your not alone. [I don't own a not alone.] I hope they get there * kicked. [Do you hope they get back, too?] Dont hope to hard. [Hope all the way to soft if you want.] Noone hopes as hard as me. [Noone is one busy dude!] Lets hope not. [Who is Hope Not, and what did they let her do?]
It really baffles me how anyone can misspell a three-letter word (etc.) or misspell a ONE-letter word followed by a three-letter word (a lot), or a two-letter word followed by a three-letter word (no one), but it seems that Alot O'People doesn't know how to spell, and Noone is as bad as he is (or they are).