Newsgroups:   talk.bizarre,alt.politics.scorched-earth,talk.politics.misc
Subject:      Scorched Earth Musings: 11/14
From:         jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel)
Organization: Rutgers University LCSR
Date:         16 Nov 1994 01:30:58 -0500

Have you ever felt the sensation of being freshly in love? That irrational,
unending joy that comes from discovering the most important thing in the
world? That rush, that thrill, that feeling of the last piece falling into
place, that seems like it can beat anything, surmount anything?

I feel that every day. I feel it for you.

Now understand, this is pure love, agape love. Not that crude, slimy sexual
love (which I only feel for most of you). Self-sacrificing love.

When your dad spanked you, he hated it, and hated himself, but he knew it 
was necessary. That was the depth of his love. And that is a small part of
the love I feel for you.

If I could, I would give you a nice, friendly spanking, right there, right
then. I'd fold you over my knee, and swat your little hiney until it was 
bright red, as a gentle, loving punishment for the bad, nasty, awful things
I know you have done. And I will love you as I do it. And if I had time
enough, I would spank the whole world.

So few have the luck to live under a leader who cares enough to give 
spankings.

                                        - Jeff Vogel
                                        Scorched Earth Party