From: jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,talk.politics.misc
Subject: Scorched Earth Party on Haiti.
Date: 20 Sep 1994 19:39:14 -0400

I, Jeff Vogel, presidential candidate of the Scorched Earth Party, would
like to take a moment to mourn the sad lost opporotunity in Haiti.

Having Jimmy Carter walk out of the high level talks holding one despot's
severed head aloft in one hand as the entrails of the second drip ichor 
down his suit would be the perfect capping of this whole foreign policy
adventure. It would show the world that were sick and tired of acting
weak and stupid. 

It would show the world we were going to start acting STRONG and stupid.

World leaders would quake in their beds.

Scorched Earth Party -
	"Because there is no problem in this world so intractable or
	complicated that it cannot be solved by killing anyone even remotely
	connected to it."

					- Jeff Vogel
					Scorched Earth Party