Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.scorched-earth,talk.politics,misc
Subject: Sorched Earth Party on Abortion
From: jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel)
Organization: Rutgers University LCSR
Date: 7 Feb 1995 02:21:44 -0500

We of the Scorched Earth Party are firmly pro-abortion. It involves death 
and gore, and allows more sex, and that will send this country more in
the direction we desire.

However.

For an activity as fundamentally interesting as abortion, the names of the 
buildings in which the act takes place are unusually bland.

We of the Scorched Earth Party support instant legislation to require that
all abortion mills have interesting name, such as:

	Ye Olde Abortione Shoppe
	Big Al's Abortion Plant and Sausage Factory
	All Things Abortion
	The Abortionarium

Anyone not following our guidelines, or who disagrees with us, will be
beaten to death with a lead pipe.

Scorched Earth Party -
	"We're so pro-abortion, we'll ram the fetuses back up there and
	PULL THEM OUT AGAIN!"

					- Jeff Vogel
					Keeper of Exile