We hunted monsters, like huge monsters, epic-scale Godzilla-like, Clash of the Titans-like monsters. My hunting team was the group of guys I work with at Apple. Between giant monster hunts, we were looking at a bunch of CoreGraphics features.
But I had a terrible secret: I was a monster myself. Sometimes I would turn into an enormous Cthulhu-like sea creature and I'd shatter cities. One of my team members had family in Barcelona, Spain, and I was horrified because I knew that's where I was going to go the next time I changed into the monster.
As long as I could stay human, I fervently ran an evacuation of Barcelona, but then I felt the transformation begin so I snuck away, slipping silently into the water before anyone else could notice...