29 July 2002

I was trying to woo a girl but I had no money. So I got a part-time job at an amusement park. Every ride there was labeled with the name of its designer.

After I got my first paycheck, I went to her apartment to show her, to take her out someplace nice, but when I got there, the rich kid from across the street is already there and he's just bought her a brand new Jaguar. She goes off with him in his SUV. As they're getting in, he looks knowingly at me, nods, and tips his seat forward so I can see the handgun he keeps behind it.