Scooby Doo mystery. I must have been Shaggy; I can account for all the others, and it was a first person dream as usual. Some mean old man was dressing up as a completely inhuman monster to scare everyone away from his washer and dryer, which weren't real and were just hiding a huge stock of oil. At least that's what I thought, but then Fred and Velma (those fucking assholes) came up with a different solution, something to do with synthetic smart materials. But it didn't matter, because we unmasked the mean old man anyway, and he called us 'meddling kids', which makes us feel good.