Me, Tom Cruise, and some beautiful girl who was a little older than me were at a restaurant. We were supposed to be meeting Kevin and Jason, two guys I knew from high school, but they'd flaked so far. The three of us were drinking and we got totally trashed and made a complete mess of the table. Then Kevin showed up, but before he can explain why he's late and Jason's not there at all, these horrible invaders smash into the restaurant. Suddenly, everything was very confusing and there was an excellent soundtrack playing over the whole thing.