Me and my friend Ed and a bunch of other people our age were arrested and thrown into prison as a joke by our parents. It felt like I was there for years, being beaten and tortured and malnourished, but apparently it was only for two weeks or so. I met a lovely willowy girl in prison and we fell in love or something. But then Ed was slated for execution. They strapped him into the electric chair and flipped the switch-- but nothing happened. Then suddenly the doors flew open and all our parents shouted SURPRISE! and there was a big party and everyone was in a good mood except for those of us who'd been tortured for the past two weeks...