1. While attending an LDS church meeting, I bump into A., a girl from high school. I keep chasing her around but she eludes me silently.
2. Went to see Van Halen in a small theater. The lower house is about half full; we're up on the balcony. VH was doing a whole string of 80's style punk tunes with names like "Fucking Shit-Eating Asshole". The crowd wasn't enjoying it and they trickled out of the hall in twos and threes as it progressed.
3. Later, I'm hanging out somewhere, telling a bunch of stoner metalheads about the concert. They nod knowingly. Then we went to some kind of curio shoppe to buy a poofy Renaissance hat, but the one I liked ended up swelling up to balloon size and turned yellow while I was wearing it. Then everyone else left so I had to pack everything I had into a paper bag, but it started to tear...