I'm riding in a limo in Washington DC. Sigourney Weaver is waiting for me at corporate HQ. My cousin Cheryl, too. In order to enter the building, I had to type my name in, but certain keys on the keyboard aren't working. Cheryl's last name was apparently "Sheridan" now.
I finally get in and Bill Murray is sitting in the lobby with a bunch of camping gear. In the elevator, I'm trapped on the way up to floor 3 room 4. I'm stuck in the elevator with some workmen, a security guy, and Matt C.
Jerry's girlfriend Rael turns out to be a vampire. She announces over the building intercom that she'll paralyze me within minutes. The elevator becomes the limo ago, but I'm still trapped inside. Jerry is driving. Rael's voice is speaking over the radio. She rambles on about her powers and how dangerous she is, but in so doing she accidentally reveals her location.
We drive around DC shouting to the crowds that she's a vampire. Has anyone seen her? Does anyone know how to get to this location? We do this for about thirty minutes, until we're out in the countryside. Then we turn back around.