I was Batman.
There was a psychotic girl named Elaine; she was about eight years old. She was blonde and dangerous.
She took another kid hostage at a playground with a knife, so I slid down the slide and, landing next to them, I bit her fingers off.
Then I met a girl named Melissa (who, apparently, we all used to call "the Daughter of Dave", whatever that means). She was related to Commissioner Gordon somehow?