Superheroes are stopping a global threat of some sort. Animal Man and I are doing the bulk of the work, though, and we're getting no recognition for it compared to the flashier, more exciting heroes.
Superman starts throwing rocks at... whatever the threat is, I guess. He keeps missing. His throws have a lot of english on them, they curve around mountains and such, but he never hits anything useful.
There are subterranean tunnels. Sandra D. is there as a sort of Vulcan ruler. She makes me an honorary Vulcan and asks me to select my patron deity out of a list.