Rent Purity Test


Check all boxes for which your answers are "yes".
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  • Seen the Musical Rent?
  • Seen RENT more than twice?
  • Seen RENT more than five times?
  • …In the same week?
  • Seen RENT on Broadway?
  • Seen the OBC of RENT?
  • Seen the OBC more than twice?
  • Know the original cast members names?(even if you didn't see them)
  • Seen RENT in multiple cities?
  • On multiple continents?
  • Traveled to another city/continent just to see RENT?
  • Frozen your ass off for cheap tickets?
  • …more than twice?
  • …more than five times?
  • …In the same week?
  • Waited for tickets in the cold, willingly, without complaining?
  • Stolen a RENT poster (or been given one because you asked)?
  • …From every city/continent/place you've seen it?
  • Have pictures with cast members?
  • Have anything signed by them?
  • Have photos, or anything related to RENT hanging on your wall or closet?
  • Cut(wagged) school for anything RENT related?
  • Failed a class in school due to RENT?
  • Have a webpage dedicated to RENT? (General)
  • Have a webpage dedicated to a RENT cast member? (Past/Present)
  • Visted RENT webpages?
  • More then twice?
  • More then five times?
  • …in an hour?
  • Been called "insane" "nuts" "obsessed" etc because of RENT?
  • Have a RENT t-shirt?
  • Own a RENT hat?
  • Subscribe to a RENTheads email list?
  • Created said list?
  • Auditioned for RENT? (anywhere, at anytime, fan recordings don't count)
  • Been a member of a RENT cast?
  • Dated a cast member (of any show)?
  • Know a cast member personally?
  • Know several members?
  • Hang out with said members at least once a week?
  • Own cast members "other" work? (art, albums, poetry etc)
  • Own a bootlegged version of a RENT show? (mp3s don't count
  • Made it yourself?
  • More than one?
  • Sold or given it to another RENThead?
  • Have a RENT related nickname? (i.e Joanne, Maureen, Pookie, Honeybear, Muffy etc)
  • Feel the urge to constantly sing RENT songs? (anytime anyplace no matter who's around?)
  • Know all the words to your favourite RENT song?
  • Know all the words to EVERY song?
  • Can sing with the CD?
  • Don't even need the CD?
  • Can perform dances from the show?
  • …at anytime on cue when asked?
  • Know who Vaclav Havel is?
  • Heidegger?
  • Can play musette's waltz?
  • …on the guitar?
  • learned to play it on guitar because of Roger or RENT?
  • Calculated the year in minutes to check Jonathan Larson's math skills?
  • Explained the plot of RENT to someone?
  • Explained it to two people?
  • An entire crowd?
  • Whom you didn't know?
  • Attempted takeovers of IRC RENT channels? (Rita that one's for you =)
  • Been successful?
  • Cant sleep because RENT wont stop playing in your head?
  • You go to bed with the CDs on?
  • Replaced the CDs because you wore it out from playing them?
  • Done a report on RENT (in anyway)?
  • Specifically on Jonathan Larson?
  • Thinking about Jonathan makes you cry?
  • You consider him "the greatest man to inhabit Earth"?
  • When asked who your role model is you respond "Jonathan Larson"?
  • You've typed A-N-G-E-L at an atm machine?
  • You sign emails/letters with RENT quotes?
  • You know how many times Mimi asks Roger "would you light my candle?"
  • You live in NYC?(any one of the five boroughs)
  • You live in the East Village/Alphabet City?
  • You moved there because of RENT?
  • You've visited NYC?
  • ….more than twice
  • …more than five times
  • Went because of RENT?
  • Been to Alphabet city?
  • Been escorted out by a drag queen?
  • Been to the LIFE CAFÉ?
  • More then twice?
  • ….at least know its address in Manhattan?