Baker House Purity Test, Male Version

Rules: Answer each question. Score one point for each "no" answer.
Score should be interpretated as percentage purity.


Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes".
The "submit" button is at the bottom.


Have You:
  1. Experienced an erection for more that one hour continuously?
  2. Had a date past 4 A.M.?
  3. Had a date on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday of the same week?
  4. Kissed a woman?
  5. ... In the last tree months?
  6. ... While prone?
  7. ... On the neck?
  8. ... On the first date?
  9. French-kissed a woman?
  10. Nibbled on a woman's ear?
  11. Danced cheek-to-cheek with a woman?
  12. Experienced an erection while dancing?
  13. Ejaculated while dancing?
  14. Necked continuously for an hour or more?
  15. Pinched a woman's ass?
  16. Have you ever fondled a woman's bare breast?
  17. ... Within the last three months?
  18. ... Wtih a woman you just picked up?
  19. ... With a woman who was unconscious or asleep?
  20. ... With a relative?
  21. Removed a woman's bra?
  22. Sucked a woman's nipple subsequent to your weaning?
  23. ... Within the last three months?
  24. Have you ever put your hand under a woman's skirt?
  25. Have you ever fondled a woman's vagina?
  26. ... Within the last three months?
  27. ... On a first date?
  28. ... With a relative?
  29. Had your bare genitals fondled by a woman not your doctor?
  30. Ejaculated while petting?
  31. Seen a completely nude woman in the flesh?
  32. Completely undressed a woman?
  33. Had a woman completely undress you?
  34. Gone swimming with a nude woman?
  35. Dry-humped?
  36. Told a woman you loved her when you did not?
  37. Told meaningless promises of marriage to seduce a woman?
  38. Attempted to seduce a woman?
  39. Fondled a girl less that 15 years old since you were 15?
  40. Intentionally jostled a woman you had never seen before?
  41. Discussed masturbation with a woman?
  42. Masturbated in the last 3 months?
  43. ... At least once a week for the last three months?
  44. ... At least once a day for the last three months?
  45. ... While a woman watched?
  46. ... In a movie theatre?
  47. Read pornographic literature?
  48. Seen a porno movie?
  49. Seen a burlesque show?
  50. Barfed due to alcohol?
  51. Successfully used alcohol to lower a woman's resistance?
  52. Passed out due to alcohol?
  53. Been propositioned by or propositioned a man?
  54. Had your bare genitals fondled by a man not your doctor?
  55. Fondled the genitals of another man?
  56. Attempted to rape a woman?
  57. ... Succeeded?
  58. Ejaculated into a woman's mouth?
  59. ... Into her face?
  60. ... Into her hand?
  61. Given a woman a pearl necklace? (No, not jewelry, you idiot)
  62. Ever tied up a woman prior to having sex with her?
  63. Ever been tied up by a woman prior to sex?
  64. Used other objects to restrain a woman?
  65. Whipped a woman?
  66. Role-played? (No, not D&D, you fool)
  67. Worn woman's clothing?
  68. Had a venereal disease?
  69. ?
  70. Had sexual intercourse?
  71. ... Before age 15?
  72. ... In the last three months?
  73. ... Without birth control?
  74. ... With a virgin?
  75. ... During her period?
  76. ... In a car?
  77. ... In a moving car?
  78. ... Outside on the ground?
  79. ... In a bathroom stall?
  80. ... In an elevator?
  81. ... Doggie style?
  82. ... Greek style (anal)?
  83. ... Sitting up?
  84. ... In your house while your parents were home?
  85. ... On the first date?
  86. ... With a woman who was unconscious or asleep?
  87. ... With a woman of a different race?
  88. ... With a prostitute?
  89. ... With more than one girl?
  90. ... More than three times in one night?
  91. ... More than ten times with one particular woman?
  92. Been watched during intercourse?
  93. Rented a hotel room during intercourse?
  94. Ejaculated before entry?
  95. Been in an orgy?
  96. Got a woman pregnant?
  97. Committed zoocrastia? (Sex with an animal)
  98. Committed adultery?
  99. Committed incest?
  100. Committed statutory rape?

Good going!