Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Purity Test
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Have you ever...
  1. ... read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
  2. ... read Restaurant at the End of the Universe?
  3. ... read Life, the Universe, and Everything?
  4. ... read So Long and Thanks for All the Fish?
  5. ... thought you heard an army of Mongolian horsemen laughing at you in your head?
  6. ... referred to your beeper as a "Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic?
  7. ... wished you had a beard so you could stick a rabbit bone in it?
  8. ... looked at a star-filled night sky and hoped a green UFO would pick you up and take you to Betelgeuse?
  9. ... made sure you had a towel with you before you left for work in the morning?
  10. ... thought about having an extra head attached?
  11. ... stopped yourself from squashing a bug for fear of it coming back to seek vengeance?
  12. ... asked a waiter if you could "meet" your steak before it's cooked?
  13. ... sat down in the aisle of a glassware store and "listened" to each and every one of the fishbowls?
  14. ... tried to fly by aiming for the ground and missing?
  15. ... kept peanuts in your pockets on the off chance that you might be beamed aboard a UFO?
  16. ... visited VHI's interactive HHGttG?
  17. ... submitted an entry to VHI's interactive HHGttG?
  18. ... come to the conclusion that Microsoft is an evil branch of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation?
  19. ... watched CNN and realized that Bill Clinton and Zaphod Beeblebrox have a lot in common?
  20. ... tried to talk to white mice?
  21. ... thought you were in love with a god?
  22. ... thought you were a god?
  23. ... sat down to take a test and with twisted satisfaction answered all the questions with the number 42?
  24. ... tried to kill someone with your poetry?
  25. ... thought evil Krikkitish thoughts about blowing up the Universe?
  26. ... known a manic depressive robot?
  27. ... declared the rest of the world insane?
  28. ... turned your house inside-out in order to keep the world inside?
  29. ... thought about going insane?
  30. ... actually been insane?

Test created by DragonJen