The Greedy Bisexual Purity Test

Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes".
The "submit" button is at the bottom.

  1. Made out with someone of the same sex?
  2. Made out with someone of the opposite sex?
  3. Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
  4. Had a crush on someone of the opposite sex?
  5. Dated someone of the same sex?
  6. Dated someone of the opposite sex?
  7. Dated someone of the opposite sex, while dating someone of the same sex?
  8. And both partners agree this was ok?
  9. Fantisized about someone of the opposite sex?
  10. Fantisized about someone of the same sex?
  11. Fantisized about having both sexes at the same time?
  12. Made out or kissed both sexes at the same time (three pairs of lips mmf, ffm)?
  13. Fallen madly in love with someone of the same sex?
  14. Fallen madly in love with someone of the opposite sex?
  15. Fallen madly in love with two people of different sexes consecutively?
  16. And both partners agree this was ok?
  17. Played with a woman's breasts?
  18. Played with a man's nipples?
  19. Fondled a penis?
  20. Fondled a vagina?
  21. Given oral sex to member of the same sex?
  22. Given oral sex to member of the opposite sex?
  23. Received oral sex from member of the same sex?
  24. Received oral sex from member of the opposite sex?
  25. Penetrated or rimmed a female anus?
  26. Penetrated or rimmed a male anus?
  27. Dressed-up or acted as someone of the opposite sex in public?
  28. Made out with someone while role-playing as someone of the opposite sex?
  29. Dressed-up or acted as someone of the opposite sex for foreplay?
  30. Made love while role-playing as someone of the opposite sex?
  31. Bought sex toys or fesith gear to enhance role-playing (dildos, french maid skirt?)
  32. Fantasized about reciving penatration from different ends (mouth and anus or vagina - all three?)
  33. Received penatration from different ends at the same time (fmm, mff, fff, mmm)?
  34. Fantasized about reciving penatration from one end (mouth?) and oral sex from another (clit, penis?)?
  35. Received penatration from one end (mouth) and oral sex from another (clit, penis)?
  36. Fucked senseless by someone of the same sex?
  37. Fucked someone of the same sex senseless?
  38. Fucked senseless by someone of the opposite sex?
  39. Fucked someone of the opposite sex senseless?
  40. Fucked senseless during a threesome (ffm, fmm)?
  41. Fucked senseless during a threesome (mmm, fff)?
  42. Been called a pimp, whore?
  43. Been called androgynous?
  44. Been called a slut?
  45. Been called a nymphomaniac?
  46. Been called confused?
  47. Cheated on someone?
  48. Cheated on a partner of the same sex with someone of the opposite sex?
  49. Cheated on a partner of the opposite sex with someone of the same sex?
  50. Fantized about non-monogamy, poloyamory?
  51. Declared yourself non-manogamous, polyamorus?
  52. Helped someone of the same sex cheat on their partner?
  53. Helped somone of the opposite sex cheat on their partner?
  54. Masterbated for someone of the opposite sex?
  55. Masterbated for someone of the same sex?
  56. Watched someone of the opposite sex masterbate?
  57. Watched someone of the same sex masterbate?
  58. Watched heterosexual pornography?
  59. Watched gay pornography?
  60. Watched lesbian pornography?
  61. Gone to a pornography party?
  62. Confused one gender for another?
  63. Didn't know what gender your partner was until you got into bed with them?
  64. Dated a transsexual?
  65. Dated a transvestite?
  66. Considered being trans yourself?
  67. Fucked someone just because you were bored?
  68. Lonely?
  69. Drunk?
  70. Horney?
  71. Depressed?
  72. Fucked someone just so they'd leave you alone?
  73. Fucked someone while they were drunk?
  74. Fucked while you were drunk?
  75. Fucked someone while they were high, drunk?
  76. Fucked while you were high, drunk?
  77. Fucked someone while they were on hard drugs?
  78. Fucked while you were on hard drugs?
  79. The fact that gay men like men and lesbians like women, doesn't stop you from trying to date either of them?
  80. The fact that gay men like men and lesbians like women, doesn't stop you from trying to fuck either of them?
  81. Think that most domestic issues, tensions can be solved with sex?
  82. Think that most national social issues, tensions can be solved with sex?
  83. Think that most global political issues, tensions can be solved with sex?
  84. Been to the doctor more than once because of something bothering you down there?
  85. Had to get a perscription to fix the problem?
  86. Easy to watch both a male and female character on t.v. and put yourself in the place of either of them?
  87. Thought is was unfair as a child that there were "boy toys" and "girl toys"?
  88. Wonder sometimes why trans people hate you?
  89. Wonder sometimes why homosexual people hate you?
  90. Wonder sometimes why heterosexual people hate you?
  91. Confused by the term "gender queer', but use it as a way to pick up trendy homosexuals?
  92. The number of people you've slept with is more than the number of fingers on both hands?
  93. Greet other out bisexuals with acknowledging mutual lust?
  94. Enjoy both tacos and burritos from taco bell?
  95. People who tell you can't enjoy both (tacos and burritos) deserve to die?
  96. Bitter at college kids who call themselves bisexual but still won't make out with you?
  97. Bitter at college kids who call themselves bisexual but still won't fuck you?
  98. Wonder why monosexuals (homos, heteros) are such prudes?
  99. Like ice cream with your cake or pie?
  100. Voted for Ralph Nader?

Good going!