Disclaimer - This test has in past caused a lot of controversy. Any digs at members of the Quake community are purely in jest - in fact not one iota of this test is to be taken seriously. Please keep that in mind before sending me e-mail.
Note - This test is NOT final. Mail me with any suggestions/questions that should be added/etc. Also, I am not responsible for any personal injury that may result in attempting to lose some of these points, especially standing up a significant other to play Quake.