THE UNISEX, OMNISEXUAL PURITY TEST
Version 4.0 (400 questions) December 14, 1988
Brought to you by the Anti-Celibacy League
Join the fight against celibacy... Just say YES!!!
Disclaimer of Liability
The authors/contributors are in no way, shape or form responsible for the
consequences of any actions or situations inspired as a result of reading
this document.
If you perform any actions contained herein, it's YOUR own fault, not ours.
Warning: Some of the activities contained herein may be hazardous to the
physical well-being of you or your partner(s). Always consult
a doctor before attempting such activities.
Instructions for Use:
This is a fairly long test consisting of four hundred questions. It starts out
tame and gets progressively worse, or better, depending on your viewpoint.
Since this version of the test is on line, you may as well be anti-social and
and hide yourself in your room with a terminal and take this test all by your
lonesome. However, we feel that it is best to gather a group of people into a
stat lab, and make them take the test at the same time, and have everyone
reveal their scores at the end... that is, of course, up to the group, however,
and you get to decide if you want to reveal your score to the world. (The
person with the highest score gets to be giggled at for the rest of his/her
life). This works great and lets everyone know who's easy and who isn't, so
you'll know who to go home with.
All questions in this test pertain to events that occurred after your weaning
and infancy. Anything that may have happened before that time shall not be
considered.
The term mutual masturbation refers to someone masturbating you AND/OR you
masturbating someone else, not exclusively someone masturbating you AND you
masturbating them.
The term sexual activity refers to sexual intercourse, oral sex, and mutual
masturbation, but not necking or petting.
The term sexual intercourse refers to the act of intercourse. Orgasm is not
necessary, penetration counts.
We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no passing nor
failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn't worry too much about getting a
high score, even if you do get giggled at for the rest of your life.
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IMPORTANT NOTE!!!
Before you begin taking this test, scroll to the bottom to make sure that you
got the whole thing.
At the very bottom you should find the "submit" button.
If you don't, it means one of two things:
either your browser choked on the large number of checkboxes this test
presents, or a failure occured during the transfer of the test from the web
server to your browser.
In either case, it's no fun to fill out most of the test and then find out it's
not all there!
So, check first.
If the test is truncated, the only thing that can be done about it is for you
to try reloading it.
Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes".
The "submit" button is at the bottom.