[HMBHS] FW: The PLAN

[Parri Adjoodani]

>From: Deb Johnson <daddyfeathers at yahoo.com>
>To: Parri Adjoodani-Johnson <padjoodani at hotmail.com>,  Steffers at work 
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>Subject: The PLAN
>Date: Mon, 22 May 2006 17:09:48 -0700 (PDT)
>
>    The Plan!
>
>Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.
>
>You gotta love Robin Williams......
>Even if he's nuts. Leave it to Robin
>Williams to come up with the perfect
>plan. What we need now is for our
>UN Ambassador to stand up and
>repeat this message.
>
>Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to
>argue with this logic!)
>
>"I see a lot of people yelling for peace
>but I have not heard of a plan for
>peace. So, here's one plan."
>
>1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their 
>affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, 
>Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we 
>will never "interfere" again.
>
>2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with 
>Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want 
>us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking 
>through holes in the f! ence.
>
>3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. 
>We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be 
>gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. 
>They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
>
>4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days 
>unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be 
>allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide 
>here. Asylum would never be available
>to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
>
>5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If 
>they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
>
>6) The US will make a strong effort
>to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing 
>nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil 
>in the Alaskan wilderness. The ca! ribou will have to cope for a while.
>
>7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for 
>their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go 
>somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling 
>up the storage sites would be enough.)
>
>8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will 
>not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, 
>cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen 
>or given
>to the army. The people who need
>it most get very little, if anything.
>
>9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need 
>the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a 
>good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
>
>10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can 
>call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is 
>ENGLISH...learn! it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
>
>"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
>saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a 
>baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
>
>If you agree with the above forward
>it to friends...If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE IT!
>
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