[HMBHS] FW: Software Problems

[Parri Adjoodani]

>From: "Joseph Barthelmess" <jbarthelmess at hotmail.com>
>To: padjoodani at hotmail.com, aadjoodani at yahoo.com, ohio4us at aol.com, 
>Kent.Clark at Den.Galileo.com, hurfordmd at yahoo.com, kay_fortner at hotmail.com, 
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>kenjohnson_94019 at yahoo.com, cspilker3 at hotmail.com, kfspilker at hotmail.com
>Subject: FW: Software Problems
>Date: Sat, 21 Jan 2006 11:35:35 -0500
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>From: "Joe Barthelmess" <jbarthelmess at btcpa.net>
>To: <jbarthelmess at hotmail.com>
>Subject: FW: Software Problems
>Date: Thu, 19 Jan 2006 17:50:53 -0500
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>From: Chris Gilligan
>Sent: Thursday, January 19, 2006 3:10 PM
>To: Randy Kent; Greg Kosinski; Will Eckerson; Judy Hoffman; David D'amico; 
>Robyn Putz; Jennifer Richardson; Jennifer Loftin; Sharyn Sullivan; Chad 
>Graves (cgraves at moorecolson.com); Joe Barthelmess; Brooke Wiersma; Michael 
>Pompilio; Sara Ayres; Meredith Wootton; Maria Seibert; Brian Hamm
>Subject: FWD: Software Problems
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>Dear Technical Support,
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>18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I 
>had used for years without any trouble.
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>However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the 
>only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
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>To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other 
>applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. 
>Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.
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>I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a 
>virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
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>Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same 
>time, only to discover that when these two systems
>detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.
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>I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product 
>soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up 
>all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and 
>Cleanhouse2005.
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>Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very 
>unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored 
>in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.
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>They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 
>also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without 
>warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge.
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>These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what 
>the problem is.
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>Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring 
>ShoeShop
>Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be 
>reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my 
>Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.
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>Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which 
>can't be turned off.
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>Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be 
>problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 
>detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before 
>uninstalling itself.
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>Help requested please!
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>And the flip side...
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>Dear Tech Support:
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>Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a 
>distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower 
>and Jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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>In addition, Husband 1.0
>un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal 
>Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as: Football 
>5.0, Rugby 4.3 and Cricket 3.0.
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>Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply crashes the system. I've tried 
>running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.
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>What can I do?
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>Signed,
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>Desperate
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>Dear Desperate:
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>First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while 
>Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
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>Try entering the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME to download Tears 6.2, 
>which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as 
>designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications 
>Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above 
>application can cause
>Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
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>WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly.
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>CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law. This is not a 
>supported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
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>In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory 
>and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying 
>additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally 
>recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
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>Good Luck,
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>Tech Support
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