[HMBHS] Is Kerry President?
Parri Adjoodani
padjoodani at hotmail.com
Mon Oct 11 15:23:03 PDT 2004
If this offends .... Oh well, sorry. But it was way to funny for me to
keep to myself. Since we have to choose you now know my choice. Hope you
have a great day.
Parri
>
> >> One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the White House from
> >> across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
> >> He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go
> >> in and meet with President Kerry." The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr.
> >> Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here." The old man said,
> >> "Okay," and walked away. The following day, the same man approached
> >> the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in
> >> and meet with President Kerry" The Marine again told the man, "Sir,
> >> as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside
> >> here." The man thanked him and again walked away.. The third day, the
> >> same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same
> >> Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."
> >> The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man
> >> and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here
> >> asking to speak to Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry is
> >> not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?" The
> >> old man answered, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it." The
> >> Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and sa id, "See you tomorrow".
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