From padjoodani at hotmail.com Mon Oct 11 15:23:03 2004 From: padjoodani at hotmail.com (Parri Adjoodani) Date: Tue Nov 16 15:36:57 2004 Subject: [HMBHS] Is Kerry President? Message-ID: <BAY12-F15ksQ6KLV47o00005af8@hotmail.com> If this offends .... Oh well, sorry. But it was way to funny for me to keep to myself. Since we have to choose you now know my choice. Hope you have a great day. Parri > > >> One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the White House from > >> across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. > >> He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go > >> in and meet with President Kerry." The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. > >> Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here." The old man said, > >> "Okay," and walked away. The following day, the same man approached > >> the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in > >> and meet with President Kerry" The Marine again told the man, "Sir, > >> as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside > >> here." The man thanked him and again walked away.. The third day, the > >> same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same > >> Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry." > >> The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man > >> and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here > >> asking to speak to Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry is > >> not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?" The > >> old man answered, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it." The > >> Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and sa id, "See you tomorrow". _________________________________________________________________ Express yourself instantly with MSN Messenger! Download today - it's FREE! http://messenger.msn.click-url.com/go/onm00200471ave/direct/01/ From banshee at limbo.abattoir.com Mon Oct 11 19:14:23 2004 From: banshee at limbo.abattoir.com (John M Vinopal) Date: Tue Nov 16 15:36:57 2004 Subject: [HMBHS] Re: Is Kerry President? In-Reply-To: <BAY12-F15ksQ6KLV47o00005af8@hotmail.com>; from padjoodani@hotmail.com on Mon, Oct 11, 2004 at 10:22:59PM +0000 References: <BAY12-F15ksQ6KLV47o00005af8@hotmail.com> Message-ID: <20041011191251.A27918@limbo.abattoir.com> I like this version better: One sunny day in 2004, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush." The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Bush doesn't meet with the public. The free speech zone is 1/2 mile away from his public appearances." (cit 1) The old man said, "Okay," and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush." The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush doesn't meet with the general public. In fact he has restricted even the release of previous President's papers to the public." (cit 2) The man thanked him and again walked away. The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've already told you that he does not meet with the public. (cit 3) Don't you understand?" The old man answered, "Oh, I understand, but he has run up a $1.7 Trillion Dollar deficit in 4 years. I wanted to ask him how Compassionate or how Conservative it was to mortgage my grandchildren's futures. (cit 4) I wanted to know why he is touting his Medicare reform when the Social Security Administration says that Medicare will be bankrupt in 2019 and that Social Security itself will be bankrupt in 2042 unless we have 15% higher payroll taxes or a 13% reduction in benefits *immediately*. (cit 5) I want to know how he can justify a tax cut that disproportionately goes to millionaires while interest on the debt consumes 12% of every tax dollar and will go to 30% by 2009. (cit 6)" The Marine snapped to attention, and shot him. 1) http://www.townhall.com/columnists/johnleo/jl20030505.shtml 2) http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A20731-2001Oct31 3) http://bellaciao.org/en/article.php3?id_article=3572 Bush in debate #1 in response to the "miscalculation" about Iraq: "It's a -- and it's hard work. I understand how hard it is. I get the casualty reports every day. I see on the TV screens how hard it is." 4) http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2002059496_deficit11.html 5) http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/TRSUM/trsummary.html 6) http://www.whitehouse.gov/omb/budget/fy2005/pdf/hist.pdf (see page 130) PS: VOTE KERRY - WE CAN'T AFFORD 4 MORE YEARS OF BUSH SPENDING PPS: DON'T COUNT ON SOCIAL SECURITY -- IT WON'T BE THERE! On Mon, Oct 11, 2004 at 10:22:59PM +0000, Parri Adjoodani wrote: > If this offends .... Oh well, sorry. But it was way to funny for me to > keep to myself. Since we have to choose you now know my choice. Hope you > have a great day. > From padjoodani at hotmail.com Fri Oct 15 10:27:07 2004 From: padjoodani at hotmail.com (Parri Adjoodani) Date: Tue Nov 16 15:36:58 2004 Subject: [HMBHS] Why Lawyers Should Never Ask Certain Questions Message-ID: <BAY12-F34Ne0PaLI9mK0001c69b@hotmail.com> >> >> Why Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't >>prepared >> for the answer: >> >> In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first >> witness to the stand-a-grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her >> and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" >> >> She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've know you >>since >> you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to >> me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk >>about >> them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't >>the >> brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit >> paper pusher. Yes, I know you. >> >> The Lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across >>the >> room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" >> >> She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a >> youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He >> can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is >>one >> of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife >> with three different women, one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." >> >> The defense attorney almost died. >> >> The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very >>quiet >> voice, said, "If either of you bastards asks that bitch if she knows me, >> I'll throw your sorry asses in jail for contempt." >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>The information in this electronic mail message is sender's business >>Confidential and may be legally privileged. It is intended solely for the >>addressee(s). 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Get a FREE online computer virus scan from McAfee® Security. http://clinic.mcafee.com/clinic/ibuy/campaign.asp?cid=3963 From padjoodani at hotmail.com Wed Oct 20 18:10:07 2004 From: padjoodani at hotmail.com (Parri Adjoodani) Date: Tue Nov 16 15:36:59 2004 Subject: [HMBHS] FW: Awesome Paint Job Message-ID: <BAY12-F2uutSgcOrBLS00001dc5@hotmail.com> >From: "Burt Adjoodani" <burta@a1np.com> >To: burta@a1np.com >Subject: Awesome Paint Job >Date: Wed, 20 Oct 2004 09:39:18 -0500 > > > Check out what some of our boys overseas did to their helicopter. > > Some Afghan is probably freaking out right about now. > > The story is: this very special Mi-24 helicopter is presently flying in > > Afghanistan, where it is no doubt causing quite a stir. God Bless the > > U.S.A. > > > > > > GOD BLESS AMERICA > > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > > > This is simple, even simplistic, but disarming , for all that -- > > Keep him walking... > > This man is walking the World for Peace. Please pass him on so that he > > can reach his destination. Say a prayer for everyone in Iraq, then pass > > him on to others. This is really interesting how someone did this. He's > > walking around the world -- via e-mail! Pass it on so he can get there! > > > > > > God Bless America! > -------Original Message------- > > >Subject: Awesome Paint Job / Keep Him Walking > >Check out what some of our boys overseas did to their helicopter. >Some Afghan is probably freaking out right about now. >The story is: this very special Mi-24 helicopter is presently flying in >Afghanistan, where it is no doubt causing quite a stir. God Bless the >U.S.A. > > > > >GOD BLESS AMERICA >++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > >This is simple, even simplistic, but disarming , for all that -- > Keep him walking... >This man is walking the World for Peace. Please pass him on so that he >can reach his destination. Say a prayer for everyone in Iraq, then pass >him on to others. This is really interesting how someone did this. He's >walking around the world -- via e-mail! Pass it on so he can get there! > > >God Bless Our Troops...God Bless America! > > > > > > > _________________________________________________________________ Express yourself instantly with MSN Messenger! Download today - it's FREE! http://messenger.msn.click-url.com/go/onm00200471ave/direct/01/ -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://www.armory.com/pipermail/hmb/attachments/20041021/494b9f24/attachment-0001.htm -------------- next part -------------- A non-text attachment was scrubbed... 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