Subject: [HMBHS] Fwd: Fw: Beer - Cliff Clavin

From: "Parri Adjoodani" <[email-masked]>
Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 04:53:18 +0000

>From: "Kelly Obarr" <[email-masked]>
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>Subject: Fw: Beer - Cliff Clavin
>Date: Sat, 15 Dec 2001 13:01:32 -0500
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>Sent: Friday, December 14, 2001 8:54 AM
>Subject: Beer - Cliff Clavin
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>
> >
> > I have not seen anyone explain this as well as Cliff Clavin from Cheers.
> >
> > One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff was explaining the "Buffalo Theory" to 
>his
> > buddy Norm. Here's how it went:
> >
> > Ya see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast 
>as
> > the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and
> > weakest ones at the back that are killed first.  This natural selection 
>is
> > good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of 
>the
> > whole group keeps improving by the regular killing  of the weakest
>members.
> >
> > In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
> > slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills 
>brain
> > cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells 
>first.
> > In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
>cells,
> > making the brain a faster and more efficient machine That's why you 
>always
> > feel smarter after a few beers.
> >
> >
> >
> >
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