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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Baroness Elizabeth, OP<BR><A
href="mailto:wilhelm@sanmartin.com">wilhelm@sanmartin.com</A></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV></DIV>> >History Exam
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >Please pause a moment, reflect back, and
take the following Multiple Choice
<DIV></DIV>> >test. These events are actual, cuts from
past history.
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >Do you remember?
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics,
athletes were kidnapped and massacred
<DIV></DIV>> >by:
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >a. Olga Corbitt
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >b. Sitting Bull
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >c. Arnold Schwarzeneger
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >d. Male Muslim extremists mostly between
the ages of 17 and 40
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken
over by:
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<DIV></DIV>> >a. Lost Norwegians
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >b. Elvis
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >d. Male Muslim extremists mostly between the ages
of 17 and 40
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were
kidnapped in Lebanon by:
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >a. John Dillinger
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >b. The King of Sweden
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >c. The Boy Scouts
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >d. Male Muslim extremists
mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut
was blown up by:
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >a. A pizza delivery boy
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >b. Pee Wee Herman
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >c. Geraldo Rivera
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >d. Male Muslim extremists
mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was
hijacked and a 70 year old
<DIV></DIV>> >American Passenger was murdered and thrown
overboard in his wheelchair by:
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >a. The Smurfs
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >b. Davy Jones
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >c. The Little Mermaid
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >d. Male Muslim extremists
mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens,
and a U.S Navy diver
<DIV></DIV>> >Robert Steedom, trying to rescue passengers was
murdered by:
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >a. Captain Kidd
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >b. Charles Lindberg
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >c. Mother Teresa
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >d. Male Muslim extremists
mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >a. Scooby Doo
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >b. The Tooth Fairy
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >d. Male Muslim extremists
mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the
first time by:
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >a. Richard Simmons
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >b. Grandma Moses
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >c. Michael Jordan
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >d. Male Muslim extremists
mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and
Tanzania were bombed by:
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >a. Mr. Rogers
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >b. Hillary Clinton, to distract
attention from Wild Bill' s women problems
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >c. The World Wrestling Federation
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >d. Male Muslim extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two
were used as missiles to
<DIV></DIV>> >take out the World Trade Centers and of the
remaining two, one crashed into
<DIV></DIV>> >the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and
crashed by the passengers.
<DIV></DIV>> >Thousands of people were killed by:
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and
Elmer Fudd
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >b. The Supreme Court of Florida
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >c. Mr. Bean
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >d. Male Muslim extremists
mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in
Afghanistan against:
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >a. Enron
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >b. The Lutheran Church
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >c. The NFL
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >d. Male Muslim extremists
mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped
and decapitated by:
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >a. Bonnie and Clyde
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >b. Captain Kangaroo
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >c. Billy Graham
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >d. Male Muslim extremists
mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >Nope, .I really don't see a pattern here to
justify profiling, do you?
<DIV></DIV>> >So, to ensure we Americans never
offend anyone, particularly fanatics
<DIV></DIV>> >intent on killing us, airport security
screeners will no longer be allowed to
<DIV></DIV>> >profile certain people. They must conduct random
searches of 80-year-old
<DIV></DIV>> >women, little kids, airline pilots with proper
identification, secret agents who
<DIV></DIV>> >are members of the President's security detail,
85-year old Congressmen with
<DIV></DIV>> >metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning former
Governors, and leave Muslim
<DIV></DIV>> >Males between the ages 17 & 40 alone because
of profiling.
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >Let's send this to as many people as
we can so that the Gloria Aldred's and
<DIV></DIV>> > other dunder-headed attorneys along
with Federal Justices that want to
<DIV></DIV>> >thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of
themselves -- if they have any such
<DIV></DIV>> >sense.
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >As the writer of the award winning
story "Forrest Gump" so aptly put it,
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >"Stupid is as stupid does."
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