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"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. 
Imagination encircles the world."
- Albert Einstein [1879-1955]

"...Linux is a communist plot to extend M$ domination..."
- Marc Wiz

"That is the sort of English up with which I will not put."
- W. Churchill 

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx 

The bottom line on parallel computing: you cannot produce a baby in one
month by doing it with nine women

"If we knew what it was we were doing it would not be called research,
would it?"
- attributed to Albert Einstein 

The sticker on the side of the box said "Supported Platforms: Windows 95,
Windows NT 4.0, or better", so why doesn't it run on BSD?

After careful examination, Adobe has determined that there is no demand
for an OS/2 version of the product. We would ask that people refrain from
asking for it. 

"Speed has always been important otherwise one wouldn't need the computer."
- Seymour Cray 

"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my
contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the
spinal cord would fully suffice."
- Albert Einstein 

The one good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to

"I believe that people would be alive today if there were a
                  death penalty."
                  -- Nancy Reagan

"If you've seen one nuclear war....you've seen them all!"

"Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex."
                                                            -- Ellyn Mustard

"The Internet is a good tool to use to get on the 'Net" -- Presidential 
							Candidate Bob Dole

Lord, Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can't change, the 
courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of 
those people I had to kill because they pissed me off.

To vegetate until i can spell correctly.

"It seems as if there were no progress in the human race, only 
repitition. We can almost hear them, if we listen, singing the same old 
song." -- Virginia Woolf

"Reader, imagine you were a member of Congress. And imagine you were an 
idiot. But I repeat myself." -- Mark Twain

"If Jesus died for our sins, then why do we have to repent for them?" -- Udomu

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.