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Too late for me, I'm past 30. I guess it's official, I can no longer be trusted...
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Her.mes \'h*r-(.)me-z\ n [L, fr. Gk Herme-s] : a Greek god who serves as 
   herald and messenger of the other gods, presides over roads, commerce, 
   invention, eloquence, cunning, and theft, and conducts the dead to Hades
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	Pagan Jake's Dream Girl

He was walking in a graveyard
It was dawn on a holiday
She was dancing alone on the top of the gravestone
Looking for somone to pray to her
He said
 Dream girl look down on me
 Dream girl, shine on... shine on me

He went to the ultimate PTA meeting
A thousand single mothers were there
His dream girl came and sat next to him and said
 What are you doing 
 with those underpants on your head

There's a war going on inside your body
Your mind's going along for the ride
Rise up citizen
Stand up boy
Get your dream and reality combined

He was begging door to door for some radical cause
When he saw his dream girl shine
She was shining up the furniture with mayonaise
He said, "Dream girl, be mine be mine all mine"

She looked at him and said,
	"Gitchie-gitchie goo
	 for a man you're kinda cute
	 But tell me what you trying to do
	 to save the world"
I am worshiping you dream girl


Lyrics: Rob Brezsny
Performed: World Entertainment War
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Love is a word that is constantly heard,
Hate is a word that is not.
Love, I am told, is more precious than gold,
Love, I have read, is hot.
But Hate is the verb that to me is superb,
And Love but a drug on the mart.
Any kiddie in school can love like a fool,
But Hating, my boy, is an Art.
		-- Ogden Nash
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	Cold Ethyl

One thing I miss,
Is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss 
We met last night,
makin' love by the refridgerator light.

Ethyl Ethyl, lemme sqeeze ya in my arms.
Ethyl Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charm.

One thing, no lie.
Ethyl fridgid as an Eskimo Pie.
She's cool, in bed.
Yeah, she oughta be,
cause Ethyl's dead!

Ethyl Ethyl, lemme sqeeze you in my arms.
Ethyl Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charm.

 (C'mon Cold Ethyl, freeze me baby!)
 (That's cool, that's nice!)

One thing, it's true.
Cold Ethyl, I am stuck on you!
An' everthin is my way.
Ethyl don't have much to say...

Ethyl Ethyl, lemme sqeeze you in my arms.
Ethyl Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charm.

 (C'mere Cold Ethyl, what makes ya so cold?)
 (Ooooh, so cold!)
 
Cold Ethyl, Cold Cold Ethyl.
Cold Ethyl, Cold Cold Ethyl.
Cold Ethyl, Cold Cold Ethyl.
Cold Ethyl, Cold Cold Ethyl.

If I live to 97, 
you'll still be waitin in refridgerator heaven!
'Cause you're cool, you're ice.
Cold Ethyl, you're my paradise!


Performed: Alice Cooper	
Written:   Cooper, Ezrin
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	The Beast

The prey of the beast screamed
bloody murder
The line is so fine between 
hoping and hurting
Former believers they beg for release
as love looking down on them 
smiles and picks his teeth
Trapped in between Heaven and Hell
he knows all the secrets and don't want to tell
There's nowhere to run and there's
nowhere to hide
Love knows you all too well
He will find you

Love is the ghost haunting your head
Love is the killer you thought
was your friend
Love is the creature who lives
in the dark
Sneaks up, will stick you
and painfully pick you apart

Love is a poet, love sings the songs
Pointing his finger you follow along
Voices are calling, 
the monster wants out of you
Paws you and claws you, you try not to fall

Love is the leech, sucking you up
Love is a vampire, drunk on your blood
Love is the beast that will 
tear out your heart
hungrily lick it and 
painfully pick it apart 

Love is the leech, sucking you up
Love is a vampire, drunk on your blood
Love is the beast that will 
tear out your heart
hungrily lick it and 
painfully pick it apart

Love is the gohst haunting you head
Love is the killer you thought
was your friend
Love is the teacher who lives in the dark
Sneak up and stick you
and painfully pick you apart

Written: J. Napolitano
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Ain't love grand?
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                                  LE DADAM-oSME
   
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   Dada (French: "hobby-horse"), nihilistic movement in the arts that
   flourished primarily in ZM-|rich, New York City, Berlin, Cologne, Paris,
   and Hannover, Ger. in the early 20th century. Several explanations
   have been given by various members of the movement as to how it
   received its name. According to the most widely accepted account, the
   name was adopted at Hugo Ball's Cabaret (CafM-i) Voltaire, in ZM-|rich,
   during one of the meetings held in 1916 by a group of young artists
   and war resisters that included Jean Arp, Richard HM-|lsenbeck, Tristan
   Tzara, Marcel Janco, and Emmy Hennings; when a paper knife inserted
   into a French-German dictionary pointed to the word dada, this word
   was seized upon by the group as appropriate for their anti-aesthetic
   creations and protest activities, which were engendered by disgust for
   bourgeois values and despair over World War I. A precursor of what was
   to be called the Dada movement, and ultimately its leading member, was
   Marcel Duchamp, who in 1913 created his first ready-made (now lost),
   the "Bicycle Wheel," consisting of a wheel mounted on the seat of a
   stool.
   
   A western Europe artistic and literary movement (1916-23) that sought
   the discovery of authentic reality through the abolition of
   traditional culture and aesthetic forms.
   
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