From: jvogel@er4.rutgers.edu (Jeffrey Vogel)
Newsgroups: alt.politics.scorched-earth,talk.bizarre
Subject: Scorched Earth Musings: 10/25
Date: 26 Oct 1994 03:32:17 -0400

	It occurs to me that being pro-life or pro-choice are just dead
ends. The Scorched Earth Party is the first party to go beyond such an
artificial dichotomy. The Scorched Earth Party is Pro-Pro-Life. We will,
upon taking power, create gigantic embryo farms. Then, the Embryo Goons
will take those little globs of cells, and forcibly place them in random
people on the street. THAT'LL SHOW EM!

	But we at the Scorched Earth Party are not sexist. Embryos will
be forcibly implanted in men and women alike. Got some problems, smart
guy? Let's see you cause trouble with a two-pound fetus doing high kicks
a foot up your ass!

					- Jeff Vogel
					Scorched Earth Party